****2 points for anyone who figures out the title of this post****
So, Hillary is out of the race. Let’s be honest, she didn’t have much to offer the country. If she were to have won, she could have microwaved your black peppered ham, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwich and made you a double skinny pumpkin [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘Hillary Clinton’
March 16, 2008
priceless
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. [...]
March 1, 2008
Hill-a-reeee!
For some reason, the rusty dullness of a razor-blade against my open wrists still could not take away the subsequent pain from watching this musical disaster. Shout out goes to Bjorn for the video.
